Katya and Shanka's KillerSmoothie!!

• a cup of yogurt
• milk
• 2 trays of ice cubes
• 1 banana, sliced
• vanilla ice cream
• a splash of orange juice
• a breakfast cup of strawberry jam
• 2 packets of decaf coffee
• 3 more trays of ice cubes
• vanilla sugar
• milk
• coconut flakes
• 1 whole banana
• milk
• cashews

1. blend the first 7 ingredients very well in a blender until concoction is smooth and creamy.
2. pour into a cup and enjoy.
3. spit out (or swallow at own risk) and completely abandon idea of drinking any more since the product is so hideous.
4. blend (in another jar) the next 4 ingredients until no longer clumpy.
5. you may have to use the highest setting to get the lumps out...give it about 10 minutes or so.
6. pour into a cup and enjoy a very delicious blend.
7. have Katya add to the first drink disaster a whole banana and about 4 pounds of cocunut flakes.
8. take a sip of it and nearly choke as the cacophony of coconut flakes completly coat (like the alliteration??) your esophagus rendering you partially unconscious.
9. add cashews and blend again.
10. now drink both drinks in different glasses with 2 straws at the same time, and enjoy!! it's actually not that bad. seriously.